I want to be an old maid
I’m an apple man
I’m a Chinaman
I’m a Frenchman
I’m a strawberry man
And I make jelly jam
I want to be an old maid

I’m a railroad man
I’m a fisherman
I’m a whalebone man
I’m a son of a gun
The girl I’m chasing
Got strawberry hair
And she wants to be an old maid

There’s a thousand pebbles in the sand
There’s a man with a mask
He’s a rubber man
And the man with the mask
Got an adding machine
He’s a rubber man
He looks real but be ain’t
He’s got an adding machine
But he’s a machine
A rubber man
He looks real
But he ain’t
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

Children are great
They are like the sun
The know how to run
They got little dolls
And slinky runs
Children are great
They like the sun
They know how to smile
And they know how to run
Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya,
Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya,

I want to be an old maid
I’m a strawberry man
I’m a chinaman
I’m a railroad train
I’m a son of a gun
I’m gonna bite the apple
And free all the worms
I’m gonna dance in the rain
And show you the sun
I want to be an Old Maid
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha
I Want To Be An Old Maid